after you click ‘ominous’ in the text you get a link to the second not-an-ending and it’s bananas. i copied the text and took it to google translate which promptly told me it detected the language was Hmong, but when I tried to get it to translate to English, it just kept giving me the untranslated text again. “No, google translate, that’s what I just gave you. No re-gifting.” And when I tried out other translation sites they all said the text was too long- but I didn’t want to break it up if I didn’t have to... I just realized how lazy that sounds... well, either way, has anyone else had better luck?