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Status update: ??? (Time is meaningless now)

Updated: May 3, 2020

Hey friends!

I hope everyone's settling in well to our new normal. I'm quite grateful that this pandemic occurred in an era where we have instantaneous book-delivery options, internet, video games, Netflix documentaries about horrible people, and air conditioning. Not to make light of the tons of people who are suffering now, but as far as global plagues go, this one could be a lot worse.

In other exciting news, I FINALLY got my hands on samples of the physical copies of the third "Tales from the Gas Station" book!

I have no idea when they will be available for purchase, but I can say soon.

I may even dare say very soon.

[UPDATE 5/3/2020] They're available now!!!


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