Which music, if any at all, is best playing while growing hand plants?
i wanna grow my own. it sounds like fun to pull them out of the ground or burn them alive, good target practice and a good friend
@Jack Townsend So my hand plants are lonely and they've become aggressive and irritable as a result of this. All they do is listen to acid punk and sometimes I hear them crying at night. I don't even know how this is possible since they haven't even grown heads yet. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I want to try spending some more quality time with them. Is it possible to teach them secret handshakes? Maybe a little patty cake or a thumb war? Do they take kindly to friendship bracelets? Will they be nicer if I sing to them? Please let me know.
wait a sec... The hand plants are spreading..? OH SHIT
I may or may not be familiar with some FJ guy... anyway thanks for the advice! They keep going up and down and doing this gestures 🤘🏻... so I suspect they are a bunch of metal heads (metal hands?). I will buy them plenty of beer and some studded leather bracelets.
I guess I will figure out what to do with the one that keeps going 🖖🏻
-totaly not FJ, human or monster
Nice try, FJ!
(Oh, wait, you can't be FJ. Nevermind.)
I think the best technique is to let your handplants decide for themselves. Give them a radio and let them adjust the station accordingly. If they seem to gravitate towards country, get them some CD's and tiny cowboy hats. If they're into the emo scene, paint their fingernails black. Let them experiment and find whatever groove speaks to them. If there's a disagreement among the crop, hit up your local thrift store for some headphones so that each handplant can enjoy their own niche.