I live in a house with 4 other people, we have strange rules.
Every rule past rule #3 has a story behind it.
Wash your own dishes
Don’t leave your trash around the place
Once a week draw straws to see who has to clean the house
Try to ignore the screaming
Don’t enter the second basement.
DO NOT incite war between the little mushroom men
OR play favorites with them and their factions
Remember to make the occasional blood sacrifice to the mold
If this rule is blank, you entered the wrong house
Don’t bring guests that are OBVIOUSLY vengeful spirits, Kuda
Disregard rule 8, the mold is not to be trusted
Disregard rule 11, rule 8 is still in effect
No new roommates
Evil books aren’t meant to be read
The knives and lighters are to be kept locked in a safe at all times