I live in a house with 4 other people, we have strange rules.

Every rule past rule #3 has a story behind it.

1. Wash your own dishes

2. Don’t leave your trash around the place

3. Once a week draw straws to see who has to clean the house

4. Try to ignore the screaming

5. Don’t enter the second basement.

6. DO NOT incite war between the little mushroom men

7. OR play favorites with them and their factions

8. Remember to make the occasional blood sacrifice to the mold

9. If this rule is blank, you entered the wrong house

10. Don’t bring guests that are OBVIOUSLY vengeful spirits, Kuda

11. Disregard rule 8, the mold is not to be trusted

12. Disregard rule 11, rule 8 is still in effect

13. No new roommates

14. Evil books aren’t meant to be read

15. The knives and lighters are to be kept locked in a safe at all times