Click Here for a Note From Jack's Lawyer Daggit here, once again. (For those of you wondering who I am and why Jack isn't updating his blog personally, catch up here.) If you're looking for new blog updates, there's been a few lately so take your pick here. The original title for this post was going to be, "The Tales from the Gas Station Television Series," but I realized it might disappoint people who clicked on it expecting me to announce a Tales from the Gas Station television series. To...

This is a special alternate version of "Tales from the Road: Heat Wave" for the 95% of the world that does not use imperial units of measurement. Part One The end of the road had been a long time coming. What started as a half-assed plan to see the world with my dog and two best friends quickly devolved into a chaotic mess of near-death experiences and struggles against forces beyond human comprehension. In the thick of the action, it was hard to detect any kind of order. Only after each...

The End of the Road Broken Toe Boiler Room Parking Garage “In all my life, I’ve never encountered a more stupid or stubborn soul than you. You, who escaped? You, who knows exactly what I am capable of?! After everything I told you, you call upon me of your own volition?!” I couldn’t feel the air anymore. Couldn’t tell if I was hot or cold. Maybe neither of those things were possible in this universe between moments, but that couldn’t be. I knew, better than most, nothing was impossible. I...