It's a pop ball to left field. It's sailing towards you. It's going over your head. NO IT'S NOT. BECAUSE YOU HAVE WINGS. Or at least, Rita does. 


This is such fantasy. You'd never play sportsball. 

• ¾ Sleeve raglan shirt
• Poly-cotton blend (50% polyester, 50% combed cotton)
• Ribbed neckband
• Made in the USA, sweatshop free

Rita Shirt (3/4 Sleeve Raglan) - With Logo


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