Please ignore that.
It appears that my blog has been hacked somehow. I don't know how "Anonymouse" made that post, and for now I'm not really sure if it's real or fake, and I have no idea how to delete it.
I just have to say, Anonymouse, I'm sure you think you're helping, but a simple PM next time would have probably sufficed.
For everyone else, please don't read that police report.