Hey folks! I just ran across this, thought y'all might want to check it out (please smack me if this was already mentioned elsewhere.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jv7v9h/bedside_manor_final/
Now I'm off to find the bit where the bugs talked about the people they gathered... I'm curious...
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